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| GS: Hi Niggerstop nigger nigger nigger bla bla Me: Hi, i wonder if you can... sec, doorbell GS: Okay, take your time. Me: *rickroll* After the gamestop-nigger asked a few times like "hello? Helloooooo?" is screamed "BATTLETOADS" in the phone. *click* |
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| gs: hi, this is linda me: do you have battletoads? gs: let me check... no, no entrys for battletoads. me: k, there's that candlejack game, i can't remem- gs: hello? HELLO? *click* |
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| GS: Hi Me: hey, do you have battletoads? GS: No, sorry. Me: Ok, bye. GS: bye |
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| Gamestop: Hi, this is GameStop me: Hi, this is Mr. P. Nelke. I wonder if you have that new GTA-game in stash? Gamestop: sure, you want t- me: damn, screw that, gta sucks. Do you have battletoads? Gamestop: stop calling us! *click* |
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| gs: hi, this is jack me: *rickroll* gs: Hello Sir? me: DO YOU HAVE BATTLETOADS? gs: let me check... no, no entrys for battletoads. me: *rickroll* gs: Hello Sir? me: POOL IS CLOSED *click* |
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| gs: hi, this is gamestop. me: battletoads? gs: you think that is funny, huh? i think it's funny to call the police kid. me: lolwut? gs: ??? i hung up |
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| -hi,this is bla bla -hi,got battle toads? -STOP CALLING US -okay ,i apologize,its just a joke -woa..wasnt expecting that, thank you for under- -*rick roll* -click |
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| gs: hi, this is gamestop. me: i wonder if you have that new candlejack game, you may che- *silence* gs: sir? they were like WTF or something, waited 2 minutes till they hung up |
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| gamestop: hi, thi- me: *playing battletoads intro sounds on youtube* gamestop: haha, very funny. Police will catch you. *click* |
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| Me: Hai! Battletoads get? GS: Stop calling ... Me: YOU HAVE LOST THE GAME!! *click* |
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| Me: Hi, this is Gamestop Gamestop: fluffy kitten you. i mean, fluffy kitten YOU. Me: Your name ple- *click* |
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| GS: hello this gamestop how can I help you? Me: Yea um, I was wondering...do you have battletoads for the wii? Gs: Um...let me check...(Few seconds later) Sorry but no. Me: (Suddenly sounding upset) What!? Are you sure!? Battletoads just came out! it's the hottest new game ever! Gs: Sorry, I've never even heard of that game. Me: You've NEVER heard of BATTLETOADS!!? And you call yourself a gamer!?!?!?! (Hang up) |
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| Me: Hi, i wonder if you could give me a game review? gs: probably, which game? me: it's called battletoads. gs: WHAAARRGHBARBGLABL *click* |
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| Gamestop: Hi, this is- Me: Hi, we just talked. You, Sir, smashed the phone down. That's not very nice. I want to speak with your boss. Gamestop: Sure, bet he wants to talk with you, asshole. Stay in line. *gamestop nigger calls for his boss* i hung up. |
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| gs: hi, this is gamestop. me: i wonder if you have battletoad- gs (uses voice changer or something): this is the police, we are tracing you number right now. me: sure, asshat. gs: *click* |
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| - Niggerstop here - Hey, is this gamestop? - Yeah it is - Okay, look- - Please hold on a minute *pause - talking to boss or something - playing rickroll whilst* Him - Yes, sir? *rickroll* Him - Hello? Me - Oh sorry, anyway look. I bought this game thinking it was a ninja-turtles game, I'm like a huge TMNT fan and- Him - Let me guess, battletoads? Me - I don't know, I'm dyslexic. That's why I thought it was a TMNT game. But when I played it, I noticed they were only three - TMNT is- Him - Four, yes I know. What can I help you with? Me - Well... *rickroll* He hung up |
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| niggerstop: hi, this is blablabla me: hi, i wonder if you sell kfc and watermelons? niggerstop: no, we... WHAT? me: I will never gonna give you up... niggerstop: stop singing me: kthxbai *click* |
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| gamestop: Hi, this is gamestop. me: hi, i wonder if you have older games. gamestop: probably, like what? me: sim city for snes? gamestop: no, i'm sorry. me: do you have a snes? gamestop: yeah, there are 3 in stash. me: do you have any good games for snes? gamestop: let me check *checks* me: i heard battletoads is a good game. gamestop: please stop that. you know, it isn't funny. our phones are ringing all the time, what do you and your friends think who you are? me: *rickroll* *click* |
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Game Stop: Blah blah blah Thanks for calling Me (In Movie Announcer Voice): Hello do you have Battle Toads!? GS: Uhhh, well theres a used games store somewhere around here, Me: ONE MAN, ONE GAME, ONE DESIRE *click* |
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| Me: I'm looking for a specific game GS: What is it? Me:*Waits two minutes* GS: Hello?? Me: Battletoads GS: fluffy kitten you man. |
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| GS:blah Me: yes if i am correct i can sell games to you gs; yes me; i have a game here that looks like it might be worth some money, it's for the nes gs:what is it me; it looks pretty old, the name of it is battletoads. gs: that's worth nothing. |
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| GS: yo g.s. whatchu need ME: Hi, I was wondering if you guys have Battle Toads for the Wii? GS: Yo lemme ax you somfum, what' s so good bout dis damn game dat don't exist?! Me: Iunno, it's just fun to ask thousands of people a weeek about it. GS: oh dat's coo, I had jus' like three fit peeps who be callin my ass bout dis game. But yo dog you da only one who talked nice bout it. It's straight dog Me: oh well, good luck with your calls GS: yeah. Click. |
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| gamestop: hi gamestop smt me: do you have GTA? gamestop: no we don't sorry me: YOUR SOLD OUT OF GTA? gamestop: what system? me:PS3 gamestop: oh yea we do me: does it come with battletoads gamestop: AWW COME ON MAN, RANTRANTRANT something about originality, MANN me:do you like cheese? gamestop: err not really me: do you like chicken gamestop: yeaa, chickens allright *click* |
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| Gamestop: Hi, this is gamestop me: hi, i wonder *click* |
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| NIgger: Nigger stop, nigger nigger nigger my nigger nigger. Me: Hey, I'm looking for a game...Battletoa- Niggers in background: DAWWWWW Nigger: MAN YOU AN YO LIL FRIENDS NEED TO STOP THIS BULL SHIT. CLICK. |
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| Niggerstop: Hi, this is Niggerniggernigger Me: hi, i wonder if you have that game in stash... Niggerstop: Battletoads? Me: Huh? No, whats battletoads? ns: never mind. whats the game? Me: Combat Amphibians ns: STOP CALLING US |
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| GS: Intro Me: Hi I was wondering if you could check if you had a game in stock. GS: What game? Me:Battletoads. GS: That only came out for the NES. (Which isn't even correct.) Me: No the sequel, for the Wii. GS: Its not showing up in the syst- Me: NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS GS: What the fluffy kitten? *click* |
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| Gamestop: Intro bullshit ME: BATTLETOADS, DO YOU HAS IT? Gamestop: no we don't have battletoads. ME: LIAR, IT COMES WITH A WII STRAP. GS: *hung up* |
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| Gs: This is gamestop where we but and se- ME: Battletoads? Gs: What the hell. No we do not have battletoads. and you and your stupid friends need to stop fluffy wuffy kitten of a calling. ME: I won't stop calling until you give me battletoads. GS: hangs up |
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| GS: Hello, this is gamestop etc. ME:... GS: Hello? ME: We're no strangers to loooooooove! GS: WTF? ME: You know the rules an- GS: *click* |
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| GS: This is gamestop where we buy and sel- ME: YOU GUYS HAVE BATTLETOADS? GS: nope ME: fluffy kitten well, thanks anyways GS: sure |
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| Gs: Intro Me: *plays rickroll* GS: God damnit. STOP CALLING! *clcik* |
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| me: hello do you have battle toads GS: no i do not have battletoads Me: you didn't even check GS: Click |
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| GS: This is gamestop blah blah blah ME: Hi, do you have Battlefront? GS: God!... Huh, uh... one or two? ME: Toads... GS: click. |
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| GS: Thanks for calling, this is Josh, blah, blah, blah... Me: Hey Josh...you guys carry games for the Wii, right? Josh: Yep, we sure do. You're not going to ask for Battletoads, are you? Me: Nah...Do you guys have Tiger Woods '08? Josh: *typing in computer* Yep, we sure do. Anything else I can help you with? Me: Yeah...can you check one more? Josh: Sure! Which title? Me: Battletoads. Josh: You motherfucker...*click* |
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| GS: intro Me: Hi do you have a certain game? GS: what game? Me: battletoads for the wii Gs: They never made that for the wii ME: Yeah they did it comes with a free wii strap GS: No they have put one out in like 10 or so years ME: YEAH THEY DID NIGGER GS: What the hell? *click* |
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| GS: intro gayness ME: I will not stop until i get the battletoads i crave GS: stop calling ME: dont play games with me GS: >click< |
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| GS blah blah ME do you have fire emblem for the wii? GS uhh hmm, let me check click click GS uh, no ME ah shit, what about about battle toads? GS no. ME war lizards? GS hangs up |
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| GS: Thanks for calling GS, im- ME: Yes, do you guys have any new wii games? GS: Yes, we have(SHit shiit) Me: How about battletoads? GS: *Click* |
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| GS: gamestop buy sell etc. Me: Hi do you have battlezone? GS: What was that? ME: Battlezone Gs: for what system? ME: Wii Gs: *typing* no we don'y Me: Well what about Battletoads? GS: NO, WE DON'T! *click* |
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| GS: This is gamestop blah blah blah ME: Hi, do you have Battletech? GS: Uh, let me check... do you know what console? ME: Whichever one Battletoads is on. GS: fluffy kitten. *click* |
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| GS: Hi, welcome to gamestop, blah blah blah Me: (in a voice similar to waterboy's) "yeth, i wath wondering if you had a game pleath." GS: Alright, which game? Me: (with accent) Call of Duty 4. GS: What system? Me: Wii. GS: Actually, it wasn't released for the Wii. Me: Oh, it wasnt? Well, can you check another Wii game for me? GS: Sure, which one? Me: Battletoads! GS: *click* |
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| GS: intro ME: Do you have battletoads for the wii? GS: no... thats for the virtual console. Me: No, the remake. It comes with a free wii strap. Gs: Uh no... we don't have it then ME: Oh well can you check if you have another game. Gs: Sure Me: Hold on, let me find out what its called... *plays rickroll* GS: What the fluffy kitten is this shit? |
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| GS: Hello, blablabla Me: Yes, I am looking for a game called Battletoads. GS: WE DONT CARRY THAT GAME!!! Me: you didnt even check GS: I DID TO THE FIRST CALLER. Me. Which caller am I? GS: IDK, STOP CALLING Me: Okay, but can you answer me a quick question? GS: Yes? Me: Do you have Battletoads? GS; Click |
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| gs: blah balh me: do you have gh3 for the wii gs: yes i do me: and do you know what kind of song list it has, a friend said it has a song i really like gs: i dont know what the song list would be they can easily look the song list up, on guitarhero.com or something me: well it was produced about 10 years ago i think....oh i remember the name, BATTLETOADS! *click |
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| me: Hi! I want the new game everyones talking bout! Guy: Do you know what type of game it is? me: Toads. Battling Toads |
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| GS: INTRO ME: Do you have battletoads? GS: No we don't. ME: You didn't even check! Gs: we don't carry it. ME: HOW THE fluffy kitten DO YOU NOT HAVE BATTLETOADS?! GS: *click* |
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| GS: stupid intro ME: you carry wii games right? GS: wait, dont say battletoads... ME: oh no, im looking for battletoads 2 GS: *click* |
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| GS: intro ME: do you have Battle- GS: *hung up* |
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| GS: Fagot tree Me: Hi, I'm looking for a Wii game, do you have Wii games there? GS: Yes, what are you looking for? Me: Do you have battletoads? GS: *click* |
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| Gamestop: blah blah blah Me: *plays rickroll* GS: Stop calling or we're going to contact the police. ME: DO IT NIGGER GS: *click* |
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| GS: Intro blah blah blah Me: Can I check on the availability of a game? GS: We don't have Battletoads! Me: What? I'm calling about Frogger. GS: Oh. *checks* Yeah we have it used. What system did you want it for? Me: ... GS: Hello. Me: Hi, sorry. Turns out that wasn't the game I needed. Do you have.. what was it? Battletoads! GS:ARGH! *click* |
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| GS: BLAH BLAH I SUCK BLAH me: Yeah, hi, I got hung up on when asking for battlefield 2 the moment i said battle. I'd like to speak to your manager please GS: Oh I'm sorry sir, It's just that a bunch of people keep calling and asking for some game we don't carry and it also starts with battle Me: What? What game? GS: battletoads Me: Oh...well, anyway, do you have battlefield 2? GS: Hold on...yeah we have it ME: What about battletoads? GS: AUGHHHHHHHHH *click* |
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| GS: Intro me: I was wondering if you had a certain game GS: Sure what are you looking for ME: Battletoads. GS: *click* |
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| GS: intro ME: yes, do you carry battlefield GS: yes which one? ME: Battletoads! GS: you little shit! where did you get this number? was it 4chan? ME: *click* |
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GS: BLAH BLAH Me: Yes, do you have CoD for ps3? GS: Yes, used. Anything else? Me: It's a new game for the Wii. GS: Whats it called? Me: Battletoads GS: You got to be kidding me man. This is old. Call back in a few hours. |
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| GS: Intro Me: Helloo, I'm looking for a few games. GS: OK. Me: Super Mario Galaxy. GS: 45 Me: Wii Play GS: 50 Me: Aaand, um, Battletoads. GS: I don't think we have that. Me: OK, thank you. |
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| GS: (SHIT) Me: Now I know people have been calling about this game, but seriously, do you have it? GS: Are you talking about Battletoads? Me: No, Im talking about call of duty 5. GS: It isnt planned to come out yet. Do you need anything else? Me: Yes, battletoads. |
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| GS: Thx faggotry me: Hi, do you have Battletoads? GS: Sorry we dont. What have you been hearing about the Battletoads,bec- me: *coughing trying to cover up laughter* Sorry, continue. GS: You are literally the 8th person to call in the past 5 minutes, asking for Battletoads, and we havent seen anything abo- me; NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER *click* |
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| them: hello, this is ... me: uhm.... battletoads? them: yeah, let me try that for you *click* |
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| GS: blah blah blah i suck cocks blah blah ME: Hi i'm looking for a cetain game GS: Sure what game? ME: Battletoads GS: no Me: Combat amphibians? GS: No ME: what about War Frogs? GS: NO! *click* |
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| GS: saflkjsdla Me: The game GS: huh? GS: Hello? Me: You just lost it. GS: What game? Me: Battletoads GS: *hangs up* |
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| me: hi. do you have battletoads for the wii? gs: uh, battletoads? hang on let me check gs:uh no, we dont seem to have it. but we have mudkips! |
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| GS: intro ME: Hi, I'm looking for a cetain game GS: *click* |
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| gs: Thanks for calling Gamestop where you can buy and sell used games blah blah blah gears of war my name is blah blah how can i help you me: battletoads gs: battletoads? me: battletoads me: battletoads me: battletoads me: battletoads me: battletoads me: battletoads me: battletoads me: battletoads me: battletoads me: battletoads me: battletoads me: battletoads me: battletoads me: battletoads me: battletoads me: battletoads me: battletoads gs: (background) he's just repeating it me: battletoads me: battletoads me: battletoads me: battletoads gs: (background) i don't know if he's retarded or.. me: battletoads me: battletoads *click* |
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| GS: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER Me: Hey you want some battletoads? GS: What? Me: Battletoads. GS: What? Me: ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?! |
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| GS: intro Me: Hi i'm looking for a certain wii game but I can't quite remember the name. GS: Do you know what it starts with? Me: yeah its new and it starts with battle GS: Hold on one second we're actually calling corporate office for a tracer. Me: ok, nigger Gs: what was that? Me: I said ok Gs:Alright (in the backround: Another battletoads) GS: (different person) Hello? Me: Hi that last person was being every rude. I was just looking for Battle of the Bands for wii. GS: Oh I'm very sorry about that um hold on.... Yes we have it ME: Oh ok thanks alot but I have one more quick question. GS: Yes what is it? ME: Do you have Battletoads. GS: I hope you know we're tracing your number. ME: Really? Awesome. Thanks nigger. Gs: *click* |
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| GS; SHIT me: Battletoads. GS: Sorry we dont have it in stock, but you can preodrer it for you. You can trade in some old games for an extra 20% off. me: Oh really?!?! I might just do that!. GS: Ok. me; Thanks and come again. |
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| Me: Hey can you check on a game for me? GS: Sure what game? Me: BattleToads GS: Can you spell that? Me: B A T T L E T O A D S GS: *click*click*click* We've got battle of the bands, has it come out yet? Me: Yeah, it comes with a free Wii Strap. *Plays Rickrolled in background* *Click |
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| Me: Do you guys have battletoads for the Wii? GS: Oh, you're out of luck we just sold the last one. Me: Are you serious? Is it a popular game? GS: Is this a serious question? Me: Of course. GS: Oh, well nevermind then. Actually, we've never had that game. We've had a stream of calls coming in--- Me: DO A BARREL ROLL!!!! GS: Excuse me? Me: Nothing, continue. GS: Oh, alright. Well there's just been--- Me: Stick it in your pooper. GS: *click* |
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| GS: hey im gay Me: Hey do you guys have battlefront? GS: which system Me: xbox GS: blah, looks around no Me: Oh well, do you have battletoads GS: Why dont you go sit on a battletoad honey |
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| Me: do you have mario party 4 GS: hold on a sec...yes we have it for 29.99 Me: Does it come with a free wii strap? GS: no, its for gamecube Me: why not, battletoads does GS: hey how bout you stop calling. Ill call the cops; its a felony you disrupting my work. |
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| gs:Im gay Me: Do you have Battletoads for the wii? gs: Battletoads for Wii? *long pause* Me:Hello? gs:Hello? Me:Hello? gs:Hello? Me: DO YOU HAVE BATTLETOADS? gs:Battletoads for the Wii? Me:Uhh....SHOOP DA WOOP! gs: *hangs up* |
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| GS: intro Me: i was wondering if you had a certain game? GS: No we do not have battletoads! Me: wtf is battle toads? im talking about a diff game! GS: which game? Me: the one that you just lost! GS: DAMMIT! -click- |
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| Me:Hi GS:Hello, can I help you? Me:Yes, did you ate battletoads for the Wii? GS:What? Me:Sorry, I mean did you have it? GS:What's the game? Me:Battletoads for the Wii Gs:I don't think we have it... Me:Would you make sure? GS:Yes, wait a little bit. 5 Min Later GS:Sorry we don't... Me:PENIS!! GS:NIGGER!!*click* |