Most of the things on this forum are funny stuff we've seen elsewhere, and it's good to share but there has been some original Yourwired content produced by you guys which has been washed away in the tide of copy pasta.

Thus, this thread is going to have rules! Original content only please! That means stuff that you made, pictures you took, jokes you thought up. Stuff that when you see it elsewhere, you know they copied it from us and not the other way around!

Of course, it's hard to be original and creative. There's some good freaky creative stuff going on in the NSFW forum, but I thought we should have something less... well, vagina oriented! So, more pussies and less pussy!

There will be prizes. Big big prizes! Very very cheap big big prizes!

Thank you :lol:

Errmmm.

I have never thought of myself as creative but there have been a few moments of inspiration.

So what would you suggest then? :unsure:

That kinda thing :D

Bring out the GIMP.

:ph43r:

Excellent :lol:

I stole this off Redeyes:




Need more car bits in strange places lol :lol: :lol:

Guy in the yellow is actually police. Identity concealed because I don't wanna get shot :lol:

Nice one! :lol: :lol:

If you want car bits in strange places, I'm the guy to ask - being a) a batchelor, and b ) a petrolhead.

If I'd have thought about it last night, you could have seen that (well, bits of it anyway) in the kitchen sink... B)

One of the houses I stayed at had bits of a motorbike soaking in petrol in a bowl in the lounge for about a month. For some strange reason some of the girls didn't like it! I thought it was really cool :ph43r:

I can beat that. :P

There's a guy I know on one of my other forums, he's restoring a spitfire - unfortunately he doesn't have a garage. What he does have is a dining room with french windows. Can you guess where he put the car? :lol:

LOL!

OK another mate of mine had the Bomb bay doors of a Mosquito stashed behind the sofa. I did have some pictures of the project somewhere, but it was a while ago! I think it was before he had a kid, or at least before he was quite so mobile!

Still no inspiration. :(

I can always go back to Katie. :wub:

Well I have some ideas now that I can expand on as we come up to the weekend. I think finding the seed is the hardest point, but when it sprouts then if you nourish it then it naturally finds its path and diverges along the way.

Also, JJ, that Iron picture is great. I have seen, and am seeing many more in that style just recently. As you have already done one can you provide a quick guide?

I've got a sweet idea that may be a little distasteful, but hopefully not to the point of being sick.

Awww Why isnt it sick :angry: :(

I'm hoping it will be mentally sick, not just graphically sick as things are with Katie.

Damn she's hot. :lol:

Reminds me of a joke in Predator:

Well maybe not that original but it will do for now. I have finally come to terms with layers on GIMP but I still have to learn the filters. Otherwise Pedobear would blend in better.



In fact I'm almost happy enough with that to use it as an avatar.

Maybe you should think twice about having a Paedobear avatar. Might send out the wrong massage :lol:

I think if you just blurred the bear image first it might look more natural. I'm not good with Gimp myself. Layers confuse my fragile little mind, so I tend to stick to my very very old copy of Paintshop 4 :lol:

Come to mention it is this image alright in here? Perhaps the NSFW board may be better.

lol I'm more worried about the bad language than an unholy visitation by a scary bear to a piece of toast :lol:

NO it's fine. The NSFW forum is for graphically pornographic, violent or disturbing images. I think your toast is quite safe really. It's not going to set off any flesh-pink jpeg scanners or anything :lol:

HellVista



Today I taught myself transform.
:D

Genius :o


I have the first 13 films on DVD. I only ever watched the first 5 though, because they progress from Fantastic, through Fantastically cheesy, to Fantastically dire :(

I've sharpened up the edges on that image so I think it looks a little better now. The trouble appeared to be the transform tool. You put one corner where you want it, and by the time you have done the other 3 the first one is out of place again. Anyhoo I took off the excess easily enough, I just couldn't be bothered to do it last night.

As for the films:

1st - :D :D :D :lol: :lol:
2nd - :D :D :D :D :lol:
3rd - :D :lol:
4th - :( :angry: :coat:

ok I have one but its well over the decency line (Not porn or anything like that) is i ok in here or NSFW

No one responded so here it is

Can't see anything wrong with that.

3000 people did die that day

Yes but you can't see any nipple, so it's SFW :P

Next I will have to find a way of making decent text images. I prefer to use transparencies as the images look better in whichever forum they get posted on. I know photoshop had some great text features but I haven't found any good ones in GIMP yet.

That is really excellent; you either have natural talent or far too much time on your hands :lol:

Feel free to post it in the Vista thread at Dennis, but don't mention my name.
:unsure:

I'm thinking about changing the Hellraiser one to use the original film's tagline: It'll tear your soul apart.

Still haven't managed to find anything useful to do with the text, so I need two to show them off properly. Photoshop had some decent filters that if GIMP has I just can't find. At least the text is authentic.

I'm going to do some more tutorial searching and maybe plug-ins before I do anymore. And at least I'm picking up some of the keyboard shortcuts now.

:D

A small revision to each since I found a Hellraiser font when I was looking for text tutorials earlier.

Now I've just had another, thankfully different idea come into my mind. Many other similar things have been done before, but I think at least that this one will be unique.

I may have to put the kettle on. :ph43r:

I've only just realised that I stuffed up the pins at the back of the head, but as it's raining in the image I'll let it go. I don't use the project as I should and merge layers too quickly.

16:00 and I've done zip. :lol:

Well most of this has been done before.

Keep it coming, this is good stuff!

It's good to know at least one of us has a creative streak.

One of us?

Freebo makes explosives and videos, Adam mods cases, Paul make images and games etc.

I mod also
Im working on a H. R. Geiger case atm